1. The First

Riki and Kate go for it after a train derails Kate's date.

2. The Second

Riki and Kate lament that pregnant women are smug.

3. The Third

Riki loses a very personal accoutrement while Kate makes a commercial.

4. The Fourth

Riki and Kate look to hook up with two dream guys at a local club.

5. The Fifth

Riki and Kate perform as Garfunkel and Oates on open-mike night.